Santa came early this year! Probably due to confusion stemming from age-related senility and a poor diet. But nonetheless, he came early and brought these toys for all you boys and girls: A “stocking” (in this case, my new website that you’re currently fawning over) filled with a delicious “chocolate orange” (or trailer to my upcoming drum instructional video). So everyone wile’ out and get fresh. get real. get spirited away. Praise Santa! Praise Him!